You can’t say that newspapers aren’t trying to stay relevant.
That awkward moment when your abusive violent husband is actually your abusive violent wife.
The only way of a black person making the news that time.
“Minority babies now majority, surpassing whites for first time”
OMG! WHITES NOW A MINORITY!
At least there wasn’t a pet shop selling turtles on his way.
Because deer will only cross if there’s actually a sign. They’re very civilized.