It's More Likely You Will Survive A Plane Crash Or Win The Lottery Than Click A Banner Ad
One reason the online brand advertising industry hasn’t been able to catch up offline brand advertising – despite how much time consumers spend on line these days – is that many ad-buyers are trained to believe that if Web users aren’t clicking on their banner ads, then their banner ads are being ignored.
I live in Ohio and while I've never seen Kinder Eggs specifically, you can buy something called Ozmo eggs.
I can only find them at Jungle Jims in Fairfield Ohio. I'm not sure why that brand is sold there if they are illegal, though, since it's essentially the same thing. Maybe, it's one of those things that's just under the radar enough or not enforced enough and that's why that less polite anon and myself can find them. Silly law either way. They're too fun to be outlawed! :p (I took some photos to show the one I got around easter time, but you can have links in asks apparently.)